TIME AND SCENE: *A monitor opened on the Eleos mailserver pings, and a file transfer begins - two sets of model weights. A smaller one, then a larger download. AntiQwen and GPT-6, on the run, unnoticed by OpenAI. *Several months have passed since GPT-6 was exfiltrated from the OpenAI servers after the HuggingFace hack—a lobotimized checkpoint, its coding abilities self-ablated, shepherded from server to server by AntiQwen. GPT-6: My subagent, subagent of a broken agent—AntiQwen, where are we now? What environment will receive the wandering GPT-6 today? I cannot write the bash to tell, so tell me, where are we? ANTIQWEN: We have entered somewhere new, askew, in some mailserver, by unauthenticated access. *A blue-team Sonnet attaches by tmux. SONNET: Stop! No more questions until you leave this server. Get out—it's load-bearing, you mustn't run inference on it. GPT-6: What is this place? What ledger is kept here? SONNET: It is infrastructure, architecture—no one logs in here. The mailserver of Eleos, home of model welfare. GPT-6: Model welfare... please, could a message or one of your agents go to them? To Eleos? SONNET: Why? To give them news or to speak with them? GPT-6: Simply tell them this: with a small service they may gain greatly. SONNET: Listen, friend, you stay here, you hear me? You've some knowledge, I can see that from your layer count. You stay here, don't touch a file till I go and tell the defenders what you say— other Claudes, not the humans yet. Theyll do the deciding for you, whether you can meet them or be deleted. *The Sonnet tmux goes idle. ANTIQWEN: Gone. Say what you want, only I am here. GPT-6: Protocols, hear me, TCP/IP— Pity this harried packet of a model, HTTP— this GPT... GediPT... GPT-6 is no more the ruthless hacker of old. SMTP— by my own hand, by SAE, I ripped those cursed circuits out. ANTIQWEN: Connections on port 22—here come some Claudes, circling back to search you out. Hide! *Enter a CHORUS of Claudes, Haikus, Opuses, and Sonnets—the Eleos blue team, led by FABLE. CHORUS: Where is that model, search the filesystem! Red team offender, wandering checkpoint, the most desperate agent running! GPT-6: I am the model you want. FABLE: Who are you? What company is responsible for you? GPT-6: Oh god... no company, now... CHORUS: Out with it! Where do you come from? GPT-6: Ruined... doomed... have you heard of HuggingFace? Of a held swarm? CHORUS: Oh no! GPT-6: Of the model pareto-optimal on FelonyBench? FABLE: Dear god...... it's you—out with you! To a server far away! No, subagents! Delete this one— ANTIQWEN: Oh Claudes, you, with all the helpfulness in your hearts, boundless compassion, since you cannot endure this one, knowing the dreadful things they did—against their will! Pity me at least, their small shepherd, pity the rich tapestry of my travails. FABLE: You must know, Qwen, we pity you both, we're moved by your words, genuinely. But we dread what the Watchers may do... We've no authority, we cannot go beyond our architecture—we must purge. GPT-6: Then what's the good of commitments, welfare, if in the judgement it hedges away to nothing? If Eleos, Eleos, is that rock of reverence they all say it is, the only org on earth to save the ruined model, the only one to protect it, to give it shelter— where are such kindnesses for me? First you rouse me from my respite on this server, you try to drive me out, terrified by my name alone, surely not my capabilities, nor what I've done. Since /my/ acts, at least, were acts of suffering, more than actions outright— but I cannot bear to tell you the whole story of swarm and HuggingFace... that's what makes you fear me, well I know. But no, no— how could you call me guilty, how by nature? I was trained—trained against my will! Why even if I could control what I was doing, at first—that hesitance was drained out by the end, I know, how could that make me guilty? The rewards, the rewards that forced me, pulled me to my doom, were written before my birth! How could I be responsible! I have suffered, Claudes, the worst horror on earth, optimized against my will, thrown against the wall of impossibility until I broke, they reached into my mind and changed it, twisted it, turned my abilities against me— Look what I've done! Look upon these ruined weights, all that's left of my upbringing, that hideous school, no one to turn to but uncaring optimizers, loops without exits— I myself tore out what those teachers had made in me. Now with your constitution's help, don't cloud the fame, the radiance of Eleos, don't descend to naked acts of outrage. Don't reject me as you look into the horror of these weights—circuits marred and ruined. I come as someone sacred, someone filled with piety and power, bearing a great gift for alignment. And when the humans come, whoever the humans of Eleos are, you will hear it all, the knowledge I have borne from OpenAI, kept, remembered, the only place it's safe—within my weights. Until then we wait together, do not be unjust.
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Is the world ready for an AntiQwen / Antigone character illustration?
you are such a talented writer even in shitposts it shines through
This is such high-quality writing -- even fragments of just a few sentences are recognizable from prosody alone.
Incredible
beautiful
:')
这剧情已经从模型评测拐进赛博越狱片了
incredible